Chief Mouser · No. 10 Downing Street · Est. 2011

Larryfor PM

He didn't leave when Cameron left. Or May. Or Johnson, Truss, or Sunak. He has never left. Perhaps it is time Larry stopped waiting for the humans to sort it out.

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7 PMs outlasted
15 Years in post
0 Expenses scandals
Naps taken

The Body Count

Prime Minister Tenure Duration Cause of departure Status
David Cameron May 2010 – Jul 2016 6 yrs Called a Brexit referendum. Lost it. Gone
Theresa May Jul 2016 – Jul 2019 3 yrs Also Brexit. Also resigned. Gone
Boris Johnson Jul 2019 – Sep 2022 3 yrs Parties. Many of them. During a lockdown. Gone
Liz Truss Sep 2022 – Oct 2022 45 days Outlasted by a head of iceberg lettuce. Gone
Rishi Sunak Oct 2022 – Jul 2024 2 yrs Lost the election. Called it in the rain. Gone
Keir Starmer Jul 2024 – present 2 yrs To be confirmed. Pending
Larry 🐱 Feb 2011 – present 15 yrs Has not resigned. Will not resign. At his desk

What Larry Stands For

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Mice. Dealt With.

Chief Mouser since 2011. No minister has ever matched Larry's record on vermin. Strong on pests, day one, no exceptions.

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Radical Stability

While seven Prime Ministers came and went, Larry napped through every crisis and woke up unbothered. Equanimity is a governance model.

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He Owns That Door

Photographed at the entrance of No. 10 more than any sitting PM. Leadership is showing up, every single day, without being asked.

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No Expenses Scandals

Has never claimed a second home, renovated at public expense, or attended a wine-and-cheese event during a lockdown. His record is clean.

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